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Trump dirties up 8-bit classics with cringe revamp (www.alternet.org)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Can someone just shoot me in the head? This planet's save file has become corrupt, and I no longer wish to be on this planet.

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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Only if you do me first.

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[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Now that's teamwork

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pull a gun on a cop

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[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

An acorn should be enough.

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[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago

He’s got an acorn!

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