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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

And they're also talking with a lot of people in Israel who really believe in that language too. Texas ain't sending red heifers to Israel for beef.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

texas ain’t sending red heifers to Israel for beef.

I'm almost afraid to ask but what new hell is this?

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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

Long story short, a perfect red heifer is needed to purify clergy in order for the 3rd temple to be consecrated. The only problem is that there's kinda an important mosque sitting where that temple would be.

Mike Johnson also all tied up in this.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago*