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111 mph: Brevard Deputy of the Year avoids arrest under Florida ‘Super Speeder’ law (www.clickorlando.com)

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Hey it was worth a shot. I'd ignore that advice because the next cop will brand you a sex offender for it.

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[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago*

As far as I'm aware that depends on the state; few states have the "peeing in public = sex offender" laws. Mine certainly doesn't.

Not aware of a "pooping in public = sex offender" law, but they might be covered under the same statute in the states that take issue with it.

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