Somebody made a post a few months ago about covering their windows with aluminum in order to keep the heat out. I commented on their post, saying that I already had been doing that for a few months and that it had been quite effective. I also added that I was expecting the police to come knocking on my door any second now, because it looks absolutely psychotic from the outside: It either looks like I'm doing human trafficking or like I'm growing weed.

I was watching Breaking Bad a few hours ago, eating dinner, trying to relax after work, when suddenly my doorbell rings. Nobody rings my doorbell?! I have a T-shirt on, otherwise I'm completely naked. I look through the peeping hole and I see three police officers, standing in quite the strategic formation. I call out to them, saying that I will just be a minute. I put on some pants and gently open the door. My heart was racing.

Apparently some neighbor had called 911 because they "got worried by seeing how the windows are covered". I explained that I am really weak against heat and I invited the police to come inside if they felt the need to check the apartment for whatever reason. I invited them twice and twice they declined. I asked whether light was reflecting harshly on any of my neighbors or the likes and that, if that is indeed the case, I can take the shit down no prob. They said "no", thanked me for opening the door and went away.

I took the shit down. Summer's gone anyway. And while doing so, I saw and heard them in the street below, informing some civilian with a dog about our conversation. I acted like I wasn't interested in the scene and kept removing the insulation from the windows.

I am absolutely thrown off balance here.

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[–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Yep, I called the police after my apartment was broken into because I knew I'd need the report for my insurance. They trashed the place while "dusting for fingerprints" and accused me of trying to commit insurance fraud when I told them what got stolen.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    They accused us of having left the door unlocked despite the window screen being cut and a footprint on the bed. Then they loudly demanded to know what my cannabis pipe was for (and I'm sorry, if a cop can't tell the difference between a classic glass bowl for cannabis and the pipes for harder drugs they're incompetent). Cannabis was legal there. They also decided it was probably about drugs despite the prescription bottles being untouched and it involving sexual assault.

    One of the cops was particularly aggressive towards us, and one was apologetic about it. But none were competent and they basically had the attitude that if you don't have a camera they can't do anything.

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