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[–] 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

Invent a sport

Export it to all your colonies

Have them all kick your arse at it every season

#winning

Edit: cricket, guys. I'm very clearly talking about cricket

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Kick this sheep's bladder around or I'll punch your wives again!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽

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