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[–] 8 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You would also eat my corpse before it was even cold, at least my best friend would wait a few days first...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Had a orange tabby that I adopted that did just that. Ate it's owners face. It was always staring at me and I would awake up and have him sitting on my chest. Once he actually was licking my lips, which is apparently what he ate first on his owner.

    But he was a sweet old cat and sadly died 3 years after I adopted him. Barry will be missed.

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