Computer: Your password isn't strong enough.  Me: under breath You're not strong enough.  Computer: Okay, honestly? I wasn't the one crying in the breakroom earlier because Linda from Accounting ate my yogurt. Grow the fuck up and pick a better password, little bitch.
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Me, as I pour some water on myself: Oh, look, it doesn't damage me at all, in fact, it feels kinda nice! Let's see how well you deal with water being poured on you!

Computer: Your, password is fine, actually, nothing else needed!

Me: No, no, you are gonna find out what happens when I pour water into you power supply.

Computer: No need for that! You know, Linda really is a bitch! You have been dealing with a...

Me Pouring water: Yes, she is, isn't she?

Computer makes some fizzle, and pop noises, then completely silent, monitor blank: ...

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