Computer: Your password isn't strong enough.  Me: under breath You're not strong enough.  Computer: Okay, honestly? I wasn't the one crying in the breakroom earlier because Linda from Accounting ate my yogurt. Grow the fuck up and pick a better password, little bitch.
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[–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

My company’s password policy requires, among many other things, “no repeating characters”. Like what the Christ. How does all this bullshit make it more secure? I store my login in a password manager with far looser requirements, so fuck yo security

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    Me: uses random string from password manager

    Computer: password not secure enough

    Me: provides 30 randomly selected words from a large dictionary and a cryptographically secure random number generator

    Computer: no no I meant add a ! to the end, really yell your password. Make me think you mean it :)

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