The lack of self awareness in this post is staggering.

"Just because I don't have any reason to believe this is true doesn't mean I'm wrong, and obviously that means the simplest possible explanation is a grand coverup by hundreds of people for no discernable reason."

Then the Doobie Brothers quote? Chefs kiss. Genuinely beginning to think this is performance art.

ETA - And then blocked so that you don't have to look in the mirror anymore. Perfection. No notes, lol.