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A software developer's wife asked him to get a gallon of milk from the store (lemmy.zip)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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"... and if they have eggs, get a dozen, " she added.

He later came home with 12 gallons of milk.

"Why'd you get so much milk!?!" his wife asked.

He replies, "THEY HAD EGGS!"

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[–] 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"Buy two forks. Buy two forks for every fork you buy."

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    :(){ :|:& };:

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