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[–] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Further proof that birds aren't real. The anti bird measures don't work anymore because the titanium alloy the replacement birds were made of is impenetrable.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I don't often see the rare "birds used to be real" take on this matter.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    That's the entire basis of Birds Aren't Real.

    The term “Birds Aren’t Real” refers to biological “Birds” no longer existing on United States soil. After the government forcibly made the entire species extinct in the 20th century, all of these real birds were replaced with surveillance drones designed to look just like Birds. To simplify- Birds no longer exist in the U.S. as a biological lifeform, thus, Birds Aren’t Real!

    https://birdsarentreal.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoqyEWo1o93gpCYZnR4dGG-iM0XaXKwsaZNI2rbvy4k6JDxb48EB

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