So long as they make the line go up!

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Boardmember: Okay, so our company is officially out of ideas. Does anyone know how we can keep our cushy, phony-baloney jobs?

Other Boardmember: What if... what if we just copy how other businesses run?

Boardmember: I like it! But let's gussy it up with lots of jargon, you know? Instead of "copying", we'll call it, "following industry best practices!"

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