The Absurdly Optimized Pancake: Leavening Chemistry, Acid-Base Stoichiometry, and an Interactive Calculator
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The inside should be light and custardy, not dense and bready... A pancake that requires chewing has failed at its only job
The pancake should be tall without being cakey.
Wait, wait, what?
They're called panCAKES for a reason, are they not?
Custardy? I don't think I've ever seen someone slurp a pancake without chewing. I can't be sure of this, though, because if I ever did see someone do this, I would have surely suppressed such a traumatic sight from my memory.
One of us must be living in an alternate reality. Tell me it's not me. Please, commiserate with me.