If I can't fix something..instead of throwing it away, I save it to bludgeon the people responsible for creating something I can't fix.

You better make sure I'm gone when you go into the bunker. I'm looking for air vents with company logos on them. I'll have my deluxe HP ready, hung on a leather strap slung around my back.

...when "Squint" & "Cheesecurd" drag you from the depths of Mt. Florida, it'll be me, "Ink Cartridge Empty" bringing the full weight of my HP2500XLRS down upon thine head!!!