I've made many victims, mostly steps.
Not looking ahead for loong time, going into my bikelane without realising and then I give them a shoulder with a scream of surprise and anger.
last one I didn't even have to look, I heard the sound of him and his phone hitting the asphalt. So satisfying.

And before the angry comments: One of those clowns broke my girlfriends arm with that idiotic behavior and I've also had near accidents.
If you're this selfish and irresponsible you deserve it.