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[–] 40 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Simple.

During sex, the butthole is either visible, in the near vicinity or the active target of stimulation.

Basically the only times you generally actually see a butthole (in general people) is when your genitals are swollen.

So see butthole, remember sexy times unconsciously.

Or not. But it sounds like something that would come out of a marketing department.

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  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    This reads like an alien trying to explain why humans like buttholes.

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    You just moved up the probing list

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Don't get excited. We no longer use the crude anal route for probing purposes as it was far too scarring, for us.

    We simply enter, what we believe to be painlessly, through your pupils, while you lay peacefully paralyzed and fully conscious for the invigorating science being done.

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