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    It's 2026, do you even need a full keyboard anymore? This year's badge is a three-key USB macro pad with only the keys that matter for Al-assisted programming: Y, 2, and Enter. Yes, allow it. Always allow. Submit. You've just approved every suggestion, every file edit, every tool call.

    Congratulations, you're a 10x engineer now! This year's badge is built around a PIC16F1455 with USB-C HID. The board lights up with 25 addressable RB LEDs 22 side-mount SK6812s for edge glow and 3 WS2812B per-key backlights. Kailh hot-swap sockets let you bring your own switches. Now that you're the most productive person at your company, you can focus on enjoying the conference!

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