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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 5 months ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 71 points 5 months ago (5 children)

If the woman had had her own shotgun, this would never have happened.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Also known as the "Kristi Noem Rule"

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 11 points 5 months ago

I'm still waiting for the good guy with a gun to save Kurt. Any day now..

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 5 months ago*

Wouldn't have tho?
Imo she lacked a dog with a gun.

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 2 points 5 months ago

The headline does say "woman with shotgun", though :)

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I thought the dog was a good boy with a gun who shot a woman with a shotgun.

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