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Shapeshifting (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] 33 points 5 months ago (11 children)

So I don't risk fucking up thermodynamics next time I drop acid and making atoms stop being a thing.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    I mean I’ve seen myself “functioning” when I’m a tiny bit high. No way I’m trusting myself with that much power. “Oops, instead of teleporting those guys on the surface, I halfway burried them”

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago* (8 children)

    Even shape shifting is dangerous but the worst thing I risk is getting blood everywhere when I flip you off turning my middle finger into a dick thicker than my hand

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    I would be fuckin impressed though, when that thing fthwamps on the table.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Can't hold game controllers without an erection not practical

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I mean the dexterity would be literally fucked up, but imagine smashing your literal dick on a finishing move, while 1v1ing your homie

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (4 children)

    It would be my middle finger for flipping people off what would I even press with that

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    Triggers?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    How simultaneously large and small are your hands

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