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[–] 177 points 5 months ago (12 children)

My horse was a gift. I'm not allowed to look in it's mouth.

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  • [–] 64 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Holy shit is that why it's a thing? Cause you would be checking the age and it's rude?

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Yes, I've been told this is why. Because then you'd know if it was a good gift or not.

    Source: A Newfie I used to work with eons ago.

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    The horse told me it was Durex.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    That's one mighty big condom.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The horse sized ones aren't OTC. You have to ask the pharmacist as they are behind the counter. Not because they are prescription strength or anything. Apparently its because climatologists keep stealing them for low altitude weather balloons.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    You know if you know, I guess.

    I had a classmate at school who used to boast that he could suck his own dick. We expressed incredulity, but it was a weird flex for one so homophobic.

    My wife has had no complaints. Well, not on that topic at least.

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