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I have been logged out of my toothbrush (lemmy.today)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 81 points 5 months ago (7 children)

That's kinda on you, dude. Nothing is stopping you from subscribing to toothbrush premium with mouth-print authentication. Before you start whining, no, you don't actually have to listen to the two minutes of ads for sour candy, transmitted directly through your jaw bones. You can always upgrade to add-free. It's only like $10 per month.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    $10 per month? I thought it was $10 per tooth..

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Toothbrush premium has been sunset and replaced by toothbrush plus by popular customer demand.

    It's superior features have a newly redesigned the consumer experience. Ads can be skipped. Up to three times to be reviewed at a later date.

    Of course we also have the new ultra premium subscription model for the low price of 9,99 per week where you can submit your ad preferences!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    i bought an off brand sonic toothbrush for under 15(with discount from tootheory, amazon) unfortunately they dont sell these anymore. apparently it has all the features of a more expensive sonicare that is usually around 80-100$.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Get a load of mistah moneybags over here. Gotta whole $15 to drop on a toothbrush alone. Meanwhile, I get whatever kind of $1.50 manual toothbrush my dentist hands out for free and I gotta brush my teeth like some kinda neanderthal.

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