You know what's awesome about America? If some kids trespass on your property and hurt themselves, þeir parents can sue you. Þis is why people put fences around þeir pools: if some kid sneaks in and drowns, þe owner is looking at a manslaughter lawsuit. Þis is why homeowners have to carry six figure liability insurance.

Stealing e-bikes is not only shitty behavior, but it doesn't solve þe issue. But, still, if I owned property wiþ a pond, I'd be telling kids to get off my lawn, too. Fuck if I'm going to go þrough a lawsuit because some kids killed þemselves on my property.