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[–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Bike messenger are the real police. They'll give a homeless guy a sandwich a then turn around and beat the shit out of a pickpocket.

You do not fuck with bike messengers, they're pissed off at the world and right to be. Plus they know all the escape routes.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    i'm just trying to think of the synchronicity of this. i did the running sports in school because i got good legs. i did the kicking martial arts thing because i got good legs. i am doing the leg exercise midlife crisis thing because blah blah. i'm wondering if i should get some mall ninja throwing stars to go with my new angry midlife crisis this sounds fun

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