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Pastor leads leads wild dedication ceremony for Trump’s giant gold statue (www.the-independent.com)

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You would think a Pastor would have a serious problem with that. Only in Trumps America.

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[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Jesus would be flipping tables left and right. That is if ICE doesn't deport him, or kill him.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

ICEatzgruppen would 100% cap Jesus’s brown ass

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I mean, that's exactly what the Romans did to him.

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