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Adopting Claude speak in regular life (suppo.fi)

submitted 6 months ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I'd like to think I taught my child to lie better

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

Better? Yes

More confidently? Maybe

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