I first interacted with both my ex-wives in 2004, weeks apart. OKCupid was still about detailed profiles, personality quizzes and answering thousands of questions (with preferred responses by matches listed).

My first ex was a nerdy 94% match. The second was somewhere on the order of 43%. Guess which one I still talk with daily?

The only time I've used modern dating apps was hanging out at my lesbian ex-girlfriend's place. We'd get drunk and then mock women's profiles.