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[–] 14 points 7 months ago

Lawyer: “Your honor, my client runs a massive child sex trafficking ring that caters to the world’s elite. Without access to his office it would collapse.”

Judge: “His crimes are pretty heinous.”

Lawyer: “You’ll get a VIP package.”

Judge: “Well I guess he’s suffered enough.”

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