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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 44 points 7 months ago (5 children)

'Iran could develop hulk technology and teleport directly into US schools!' JD Vance

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As if they would ever be concerned about potential violence in schools

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[–] inari@piefed.zip 6 points 7 months ago*

Does it negatively affect my billionaire friends? ...is the only question they care about

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 7 months ago

If it might lower the number of children they could sexually assault, Republicans will definitely care.

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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

‘Iran could develop time travel and kill Milton Friedman!’ JD Vance

‘Iran could develop zero point energy and antigravity tech to leave the planet to die in the hellscape we’ve gleefully created while they travel the cosmos!’ JD Vance

‘Iran could develop couches that chop off dicks!’ JD Vance

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[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

Well we know that you can teleport to a waffle house

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