▲ 143 ▼ Delicious, delicious fish Early Modern Period (~1600 AD) (media.piefed.social) submitted 8 months ago by PugJesus@piefed.social to c/historymemes@piefed.social 8 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) unless you want to define fish as a paraphyletic group Pretty much everyone does though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 child) But does God? That is the question here. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago God either doesn't care or is an idiot, given how many stupid tricks those monks played on them. "If you roll the meat up inside a pasta dough, god can't see we're eating meat!" "Waterfowl? Definitely fish, what else could it be? Same as beavers actually." "If you're sick, meat is fine. Brother Paul, you seem pale. Have some lamb." "God made fish and poultry on the same day, making them basically the same." If god existed/did give a fuck/whatever, they would thunderstrike them up their asses on a sunny day. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 child) But does God? That is the question here. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago God either doesn't care or is an idiot, given how many stupid tricks those monks played on them. "If you roll the meat up inside a pasta dough, god can't see we're eating meat!" "Waterfowl? Definitely fish, what else could it be? Same as beavers actually." "If you're sick, meat is fine. Brother Paul, you seem pale. Have some lamb." "God made fish and poultry on the same day, making them basically the same." If god existed/did give a fuck/whatever, they would thunderstrike them up their asses on a sunny day. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago God either doesn't care or is an idiot, given how many stupid tricks those monks played on them. "If you roll the meat up inside a pasta dough, god can't see we're eating meat!" "Waterfowl? Definitely fish, what else could it be? Same as beavers actually." "If you're sick, meat is fine. Brother Paul, you seem pale. Have some lamb." "God made fish and poultry on the same day, making them basically the same." If god existed/did give a fuck/whatever, they would thunderstrike them up their asses on a sunny day. permalink fedilink source parent