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Anon reads Into the Wild (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 17 points 8 months ago (6 children)

To be fair, an office job is a bit like crawling into a coffin. And nobody's gonna canonize you for that.

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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

I spent 2 hours playing connections today and then went home early. Office jobs are amazing.

Contrast that to subsistence farming or manufacturing widgets in China.

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[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Or salt mining. Or low income anal prostitution. Or live organ transplants.

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[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago

Or low income anal prostitution.

Oh you mean a tech support job?

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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I enjoy your comment, though really what's a better job?

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[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

Independent general contractor!

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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago*

Sounds like real work. My hands don't do real work sadly, if I was out in the wild I would perish on the first day. Vultures circle every time I leave the apartment.

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