First time I ever got high was when my boss at the time gave me a huge ass brownie. I took it home, and my husband warned me to only eat part. I said "pfft, who eats half a brownie?" and demolished the whole thing.

Anyway, a bit later I had to warn him everything I was gonna say going forward was stupid, and then asked if I was rocking back and forth. Which I was! I did not sleep well that night lmao.