I know this is a joke and I can’t help who I am…
They wouldn’t even be able to see the movie from the wing!
Why is that my gripe and not the fact that people can’t just sit on a plane… the wind… the cold… nope my brain just screams “they wouldn’t be able to watch the movie” that’s who I am as a person an I accept that. I’m still worthy of love.
Edit : I had just woken up and misread the joke sorry everyone lol