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[–] 41 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago*

    That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.

    95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren't trying to engineer victory.

    This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: "endurance sitting" "quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box" etc

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