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ICE Reportedly Stole a 10th Grader's Phone, Then Seemingly Sold It for Cash (futurism.com)

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[–] Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 127 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Just like the death camp guards at Auschwitz who looted jewelry and gold teeth from their prisoners. Guess history does repeat after all.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A very appropriate analogy. 100%

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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I was thinking of the Russians looting washing machines out of Ukraine

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 9 months ago

Is this sarcasm? I think you need to read a history book, because it's a pretty valid analogy.

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