We should not be altering the genitals of children because we think it looks better... how the fuck are you making that a controversial take.

Some women visually prefer it for cultural reasons. This mostly goes for the US, in Europe it's different. But most threads I can find state women prefer uncut penises because they feel nicer and self-lubricate better.

Women preferring it is a cultural thing, if all the dicks you know are circumcised uncircumcised will look strange and vice versa.

Okay, but let's then also talk seriously about routine infant labiaplasty. A lot of women prefer the look, and it's a common cosmetic surgical procedure that many of them get later in life. If it were done at birth by a qualified medical practitioner, it wouldn't harm the clitoris, but have the advantage of cleanliness and, while it hasn't been studied extensively, preliminary results show some benefit in preventing disease. Seems like a great idea. Why don't we do it?