"Don't break the vase."
Breaks the vase... "...so are you gonna help me clean this up or what?"
I also like how you act all aghast at being talked down to after... checks notes... talking down to others.
Rules for me, not for thee. Same old worn-out story. But go on about how I owe you for a situation that I did everything in my power to prevent while you were daydreaming about it coming to fruition so you would have an excuse to be violent.