Its your fault you didint know about the "no posts on alternating Saturdays while Saturn is in retrograde" rule
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Permabans should not be instant. Permabans should require a warning Permabans should have an expiry.
Absent that, you’ll be able to brag about how many new user sign up every day, because people want to continue participating in a community, despite pissing off a random moderator.