at least 4 or 5 examples of people doing these lazy strawmen.

I missed these. Where were the links to past comments? Or are you counting generic arguments, because those don't paint a very clear picture so I didn't count them. And they seemed very much like the same argument with different words: for some reason they imply sources in towards the centre of the political spectrum are without bias and for some reason that means people don't read them critically when this is pointed out.

I will create my own media bias fact fuck, and everything that's not lefty is considered biased.

I get that from what I guess your views are but it's also not particularly equivalent. Especially for the US media landscape and for better or worse a lot of these checks seem to have their roots there.