Happy Boxing Day! Today we're going to play monkeys paw. Person A makes a Christmas wish eg "I wish I had a million dollars" and person B corrupts it eg "you do, but you can't spend it till you're 80" then makes their own wish.

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[–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

I wish for a glass of water I'm kind of thirsty.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Beautiful glass bulb you need to break to get at the water. It shatters entirely when you do and makes you sad.

    Also the water is alkaline. Also the water gives you food poisoning. Also the glass was stolen from a local museum, and you're a fugitive now.

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