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[–] 35 points 10 months ago* (21 children)

Can't we just fly Trump to a random ice covered rock and just hire some people to pretend it is Greenland and he can have a little senior assisted living situation inside Trump Castle in Newer New York City, Greenland safely isolated from the rest of us?

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    Surely he can't tell the difference between northern Alaska and Greenland

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Aksala-Dnalneerg is the resource rich border region in the far tundras of the north between Alaska and Greenland, it is largely undeveloped because no real estate developer has had the proper vision for it yet (a great flat low expanse with easy access to water).

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    The tundra between Alaska & Greenland is Canada's territory, Nunavut.

    He's already declared his intent to annex Canada: he's imperial, not civil-rights, & like Putin, imperial-greed is "blood"..

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    He can’t tell the difference between a sharpie marker and the NOAA.

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  • [+] -1 points 10 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Awww, look! I have a little butthurt follower! How adorable!

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (5 children)

    I say we fire him into the sun. A little extra helium and his intestinal discard for brains won’t hurt anything there- and I’d rather him not remain on this planet any longer than is necessary.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    It’s actually really expensive to get things to the sun.

    The easiest ice covered rock to get to from earth would be Europa. He might also confuse it with Greenland as an added bonus.

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