I get massive productivity gains every day from AI

You mean heavily hallucinated code you're gonna spend more time fixing than if you did it by hand?

incredibly useful image generation that dramatically speeds up the work of designers

AKA: Stealing from hard working artists to not have to pay them. As an artist, go fuck yourself.

suno, which can generate stems that my musician friends are regularly using instead of having to hunt through the Internet for days for the right trumpet melody

Again, stealing from hard working artists (this time musicians). Hard fucking pass.

Also, you definitely sound like you wrote this with AI. Mods, send this clanker to the scrap heap.