transcription: in lotr the word "man" is only used for human men so now im imagining like, someone: "are you a man or a woman?" pippin: "im a hobbit" someone: "but whats in your trousers?" pippin: "mostly snacks"
More fertilizer, my god! Not reproduction the mushrooms were the real beings all those kinds were parasitic P-zombies, forget Sauron we have to stop these things!