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[–] 53 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I have a work phone, a personal phone, one for my drug deals, one each for my 3 mistresses and a Nokia 3210 for playing Snake.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Hands and arms get tired, so it's always good to have options.

    Then again, at that point you should just be poly and not lie to your partners. Much easier that way.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Going to second then poly thing. Gotta save money where possibly in this economy.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago*

    100%

    During the pandemic, I bought a house with my wife and girlfriend because it's somewhat cheaper to pay a mortgage and all utilities vs 2 rents and the utilities not covered by the building (plus dealing with bullshit landlords that fuck around with serious shit like bedbugs)

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