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[–] 26 points 11 months ago (1 child)

My womanly urge to kiss my lover goodbye and run after the train until I fall off the platform and break my neck.

"At least... I got... to say.... goodbye, 🪦"

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I'm a ghost so I can't communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.

    Ps, sorry about that. I didn't know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.

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