He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] 6 points 11 months ago* (7 children)

I can understand (NOT AGREE) how umbrellas and gluten free fit into their twisted view on what is 'manly'; using external sources to cope with difficulties. But mushrooms? The fuck? Just man up and eat them, they're delicious shakemysmheadmh

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Mushrooms look too phallic to put it in a man's mouth

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I bet they're the sort of guys who don't wash their ass because "that's gayyy".

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    TBH I sometimes think that I'll be the person who stops bathing and brushing teeth by 40.

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