So, uh, i painted my nails (for the first time since i was a kid) last night. They look rough i love it. That's beside the question, i waited patiently for my nails to dry. Right? Hooray me for not Oh! Squirrel!ing. For I don't know how many hours afterward, they stank like ammonia or something. I wanted to pet my cats but my nails were too stinky. They would not allow it. So how do I make my nails stop stinking faster so I can get back to petting my cats?

edit: follow up do they make nail polish that smells like catnip

image: a circle of flange-head external hex screws that have their heads painted different colors
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[–] 74 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I thought the picture was more important than it really is, and I was so confused.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I misread "stinking" as "sinking" and, disregarding the fact that those are indeed not nails, was trying to figure out if OP wanted fasteners that didn't go down all the way.

    I'm sure there are use cases for that, but in general it seems dangerous for a few reasons.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    “Well this is the internet so let me assume stupidity and go from there”

    That’s what makes absurdist and deadpan humor so fun on the internet. You’ll say something off the wall and people will be like “well they might be that stupid… I better check”

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    no i just love really bad jokes

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