I'm not entirely sure what the Haskell comment is supposed to mean. Just that it would be cool? Or that it would be hard?
Because if it's the latter, that's just really not true. Haskell's quite well-suited to writing web servers and has many high-quality libraries for it. I'd actually argue that it's one of the best options for it in 2025. I write Haskell professionally developing web servers we use for our web and mobile apps. We have about 0.5 million lines of Haskell in production (and given how terse Haskell is, you could expect that size to be at least double were it written in an imperative language).