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Cops Arrest 61-Year-Old Woman in Penis Costume at No Kings (newrepublic.com)

submitted 1 year ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] errer@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Political leaders use their actual penises to rape underage girls and people just ignore it
Prudish religious leaders use their actual penises to rape underage boys and people just ignore it
Its crucial to know if the person in the bathroom stall next to you might secretly have a penis