I will step on your neck if you come between me and the box of kids pull-ups I was sent here for
(slrpnk.net)
Cue every slow walker ever
I normally waited to grocery shop until needing a fair deal so I'm going down every aisle anyway (mostly) so look at stuff.
I don't do the groceries anymore except make lists, so all my meandering is only at the Asian market because that's a planned trip once a monthish.