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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 120 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Forced password resets.
Entropy defeats recall.
Desk blooms with secrets.

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[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Ah, white collar haiku…

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago

I was in a band called White Collar Haiku.

We mostly did Huey Lewis and the News covers.

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